Wouldn’t we be quite the pair?—you with your bad heart, me with my bad head. Together, though, we might have something worthwhile.
— a letter from Zelda Fitzgerald to her husband F. Scott Fitzgerald (via modernmethadone)
Me trying to date:
Me: I'm really into some kinda weird stuff. Are you into kinky sex?
Them: Oh definitely. I love hair pulling and neck biting, I'm REALLY kinky.
Me: No.. You don't understand.